As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.
I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”
i want a modern-accent-accurate version of the arthurian myth. guinevere with a welsh accent, arthur with a midlands or northern accent, lancelot’s french, all the orkneys are scottish…
how much better would mordred be as a character with a scottish accent?
“a asked ma maw if arthur was ma da or ma uncle an she went tae me ‘yes’. a canny deal wi this am gonnae blow the whole kingdom up tae fuck”
I’m crying. I’m going to screenshot this and send it to my professor
this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not
big yikes
Wow! There are ‘Break Glass in case of Active Shooter’ Button’s?… So, like, right next to the Fire Alsrms? Or in potential clustering/herding areas where people are MORE likely to die?
Twitter reminded me of something important today. There’s no rush to get your art into the world. Take your time, and put out your best work. Find the joy in your art instead of scrambling to be popular and successful
For anyone in their 20s or 30s who feels like they’ve failed because they haven’t published yet…
disaster capitalism wrecked nearly every facet of new orleans post-katrina, this is the latest in a long line of things that have broken this city. half the black population gone, gentrification in final stages, underemployment is rampant, harsher enforcement of ancient drug laws, corrupt politics, Airbnb, and now a fully for-profit school system designed to funnel those with the best access and privilege to the top, and those without on the school to prison pipeline as early as goddamn Pre-K. New Orleans ain’t New Orleans anymore, and hasn’t been for a long ass time.
